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Showing posts with label Useless Jibberish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Useless Jibberish. Show all posts

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Life is too average


Went to Fahrenheit 88 and Pavillion. Window shopped. Saw Mahatir. End of story. My life's a bore

Saturday, January 15, 2011

I am Aries, Goat of War

Yeah, by now all of you guys should've heard all the hype about new horoscopes. Well, all this happened cause of this guy.

Ophiuchus. Your name is really hard to spell, you crazy snake carrying dude.

You can check out your new horoscope sign. Like it or hate it, you gotta deal with it.




I AM ARIES, GOAT OF WAR. Well cause Aries the goat sounds like Ares the God of War. Sorry, baaaaaaaaaaad (goat sound) pun.

Nuff' said.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

A curtain call for 2010

The last sunset of 2010

Happy new years guys! It's 2011 right now which means I have loads of stuff that's gonna be waiting for me

  1. SPM. Straight A's, baby.
  2. I CAN DRIVE THIS YEAR!! Watch out drivers of Malaysia. Imma comming to ram your cars grace the road with my excellent and law abiding driving.
  3. SNSD concert?!
Well 2010 was quite an eventful year for me. The event that probably stood out the most was seeing my grandma go to the hospital. She's not in any critical condition but the fact that she has to stay in the hospital is pretty scary. She's still in the hospital right now and I hope she has a swift recovery.

My new year's resolution for the year 2011 is

"Be better"

It's pretty simple but at least it's possible. Wanna know what were my new years resolution for the years 2008, 2009 and 2010?

"Pray that hot/attractive girls enroll in the school!"

This sorta never happened. That's why I've got a more down to earth resolution this year. Even if there were any slightly attractive girls that enrolled into my school, they'd turn lala in a month. It's an epidemic of epicly creepy porportions I tell you!


Nuff' said.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas from me to you


Worst Christmas card ever? Yeah I think so too. But anyways, Merry Christmas people! *insert cheering*


Much better. WHY CAN'T I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH THEM?! Instead, I'm stuck celebrating Christmas with the gang tomorrow. That means pictures, pictures and more pictures. And when there's pictures, there's uploading. My uploading speed is slow as a crippled tortoise just so you know.

Well, after Christmas, I'm gonna get my haircut cause of two factors. 

  1. I'm getting pretty sick of the hair cut I had from form 2 till now and I'm thinking of getting some different hairstyle.
  2. School rules. Dammit. Only one more year of school rules. Then after that, collage rules! YAY!


On another totally unrelated note, my sister hacked my Facebook account.


This is probably the most liked post I have up on Facebook recently. Not that I'm lame or anything, it's just that Facebook is losing it's appeal. Pretty soon people are gonna start ditching Facebook like how everyone ditched Friendster and Myspace.

Nuff' said.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I don't think sleeping on the LRT floor is a good idea


Saw this guy sleeping on the floor of the LRT while I was on my way home from tuition. He never did wake up even after the last stop. I hope they notice and let him out cause if that doesn't happen, he's probably still in the LRT right now without any food or water . . . hehehehehe.

Anyways, gonna sleep early and actually take medicine for my fever. I think medicine makes your immune system weaker! Gonna watch Tron: Legacy tomorrow.


Ahhhhh, my eyes are on fire.

 Fever + cough + flu + phlegm = deadly combo

Nuff' said

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I want your brains

I've been reading a new manga (Japanese comic book incase you gaijin's didn't know) called Highschool of the Dead.


I'm a fan of all sorts of zombie influenced shows, movies, etc. Kinda makes you wonder if zombies can really exist right? Well here's some proof from a comedy site serious scientific, top secret military proof.


Reason:
Parasites that turn victims into mindless, zombie-like slaves are fairly common in nature. There's one called toxoplasmosa gondii that seems to devote its entire existence to being terrifying.

This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know.
Of course, those are just rats, right?
How it can result in zombies:
Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don't know it? Hey, maybe you're one of them. Flip a coin.
Oh, also, they've done studies and shown that the infected see a change in their personality and have a higher chance of going batshit insane.
Chances this could cause a zombie apocalypse:
Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.


I have cats! So one day, if you're really lucky, I may eat your brains. Don't worry, I'm not picky bout what kinda brains I get. This is kinda sad and crazy but true but I know that there are some of you that want a zombie apocalypse to happen! I'm sorta insane awesome that way.

Imagine a world filled with zombies. How would it look like? Well, these pictures show what I think of the world during a zombie outbreak

 CAN YOU SEE THE HORROR IN THESE TERRIFIED KIDS?!

These babies are fighting each other to defend their parents while the steal from a shop to SURVIVE!

OMFG! ZOMBIE!!

Your average zombie slayer

These zombies are obviously need to eat more brains. FYI, they're from the Jersey Shore.

It'd be a pretty crazy world wouldn't it? 

Okay fine, I had nothing to blog about so I kinda started blogging about this random crap! I'm a horrible blogger.

Nuff' said.
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