I am Aries, Goat of War

Yeah, by now all of you guys should've heard all the hype about new horoscopes. Well, all this happened cause of this guy.

Ophiuchus. Your name is really hard to spell, you crazy snake carrying dude.

You can check out your new horoscope sign. Like it or hate it, you gotta deal with it.

I AM ARIES, GOAT OF WAR. Well cause Aries the goat sounds like Ares the God of War. Sorry, baaaaaaaaaaad (goat sound) pun.

Nuff' said.