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Sunday, December 5, 2010

I want your brains

I've been reading a new manga (Japanese comic book incase you gaijin's didn't know) called Highschool of the Dead.


I'm a fan of all sorts of zombie influenced shows, movies, etc. Kinda makes you wonder if zombies can really exist right? Well here's some proof from a comedy site serious scientific, top secret military proof.


Reason:
Parasites that turn victims into mindless, zombie-like slaves are fairly common in nature. There's one called toxoplasmosa gondii that seems to devote its entire existence to being terrifying.

This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know.
Of course, those are just rats, right?
How it can result in zombies:
Hey, did we mention that half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa, and don't know it? Hey, maybe you're one of them. Flip a coin.
Oh, also, they've done studies and shown that the infected see a change in their personality and have a higher chance of going batshit insane.
Chances this could cause a zombie apocalypse:
Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.


I have cats! So one day, if you're really lucky, I may eat your brains. Don't worry, I'm not picky bout what kinda brains I get. This is kinda sad and crazy but true but I know that there are some of you that want a zombie apocalypse to happen! I'm sorta insane awesome that way.

Imagine a world filled with zombies. How would it look like? Well, these pictures show what I think of the world during a zombie outbreak

 CAN YOU SEE THE HORROR IN THESE TERRIFIED KIDS?!

These babies are fighting each other to defend their parents while the steal from a shop to SURVIVE!

OMFG! ZOMBIE!!

Your average zombie slayer

These zombies are obviously need to eat more brains. FYI, they're from the Jersey Shore.

It'd be a pretty crazy world wouldn't it? 

Okay fine, I had nothing to blog about so I kinda started blogging about this random crap! I'm a horrible blogger.

Nuff' said.

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