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Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Just great

Balls of burning gas floating in zero gravity

My week can be pretty much summed up in one word, "SUCKED".

  1. Rushed to finish off my BM homework cause I didn't wanna screw up my Sijil Berhenti Sekolah
  2. Rushed to finish my moral project so I don't fail my SPM
  3. Rushed to finish my English oral video so I don't fail my oral test
  4. Deleted 5 years worth of pictures because of my freaking external hard drive
  5. Woke up at 5am on a Sunday for Ching Ming
  6. Got my right eye hurt by the smoke during Ching Ming
  7. My last pair of earphones got died on me
  8. Basically wasted my weekend
  9. Food back at my hometown now sucks
  10. I have the "Shit, there's freaking school tomorrow" feeling
  11. Yongseo ended
On the bright side, I got a good feeling for next week. Hopefully.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Rebbeca Black, Y U SO FAMOUS?!

AHHHHHH! I'll give you my seat! Just please, don't sing!

Okay, okay, I kid. So we all know that this girl here got really, really famous really really fast. I have no idea on how she became this famous so fast but for those of you who don't know who she is yet, go to my previous post. But Rebbeca, I got a question to ask


Oh and another thing, 21 December 2012, which is supposed to be our doomsday, falls on a Friday. Coincidence, or is this her cheeky way of giving us a spoiler of a new music video that she'll release on that day?

This is just me trolling around. Gotta love how Usher is so good at choosing young talented girls to make famous . . . *coughjustinbiebercough*.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Adjusting Destiny

Went to Mid Valley with Junyao, Ivan, Florence and Shi Shi to watch Beastly but the tickets were sold out. That's not the worst part though. Since I went to help Ivan carry the food at McD's, they bought tickets to The Adjustment Bureau without knowing I had already watched it.


They movie's pretty okay but I don't suggest watching it twice. I couldn't sleep in the cinema either cause we we're 2 seats away from the screen! It's also no fun making fun of the movie on your own when other people are concentration on the movies.

Took the cab back home. Those cab drivers really know how to take the long ways. They even mix up the destinations to get you to pay more. Sigh, Malaysia has to get it's public transport system back on track. Even our KTM system is really, really crappy. I've used public transport in other countries like Hong Kong and European countries and they are really efficient. Ours is like poo poo compared to their's.

No pictures cause I don't really wanna use my camera until I get this lens.

Nikkor 35mm f/1.8G

Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh, the cheapest I can find is priced at Rm760. The worst part is, that's not all I have to want to spend on.

HTC Desire S

I wanna get this phone cause I made a really dumb decision buying the Nokia C6-00. Such a stupid phone. It lags as if runs on windows '98 or something like. There are no apps either. Internet browser lags up and can't load big websites like memebase (my source of entertainment).

A pair of shoes cause my converse is in pretty bad shape. My mum says that anything I wear on my feet will get destroyed and I pretty much agree with her. The worst part is that my converse are limited edition with only 7 or 8 in each shop and was my 15th birthday from my amigos.

A laptop and a car, preferably a Maserati so I can feel like friggin' James Bond


And sunglasses cause driving without a pair sucks.
God dammit, I'm an expensive kid

Monday, March 14, 2011

Nuclear meltdowns

Okay, there's probably a whole lot of warnings being spread out through text messages right about now about radiation hitting the Philippines and other nearby Asian countries. Being curious, I went to the BBC website to check up on the facts.

"A plume trajectory study from the Fukushima site by the World Meteorological Organization based in Melbourne, Australia showed that the plume from the site of the incident will not pass the Philippine territory as of March 14, 2011" - Philippine Nuclear Research Institute

So there you have it. If the people of Philippine say there's nothing to worry about, then we don't really have anything to worry about. If you're all really interested about the nuclear power plant situation, get your information from BBC and not your text messages cause there's alot of crazy rumors going around like "the creator of Naruto and Pokemon died".

Oh and lastly, don't forget to


Screw you nuclear meltdown, Imma watch Beastly tomorrow cause I'm awesome.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Move on


"Some try to forget. Some tend to dwell. Me? I will do neither"

I don't really know what happens in the end. Does she get back with him or does she move on?

Oh and on another note, I think it's about time I get a girlfriend. My friends ditch me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too often and I need someone to hang out with. :(

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The days pass by






Took away the "What I'm Listening To" page cause I hardly even change the songs there. There's another 293 more days till SPM and I wanna get it over and done with! Everyone's probably annoyed with people saying they want outta school but that's something I've been looking forward to for awhile.

"You know what it is,
BLACK AND YELLOW,
BLACK AND YELLOW,
BLACK AND YELLOW,
BLACK AND YELLOW"
- Junyao annoying people

Friday, January 14, 2011

My 39 degree fever didn't kill me


I AM CURED! After spending most of my time sleeping for the past 2 days, I am finally cured of my fever. This fever is probably the worse fever I had because this was my first time collapsing and fainting. The worse part was I collapsed near my freaking toilet bowl. Thank lord my head didn't freaking go into the toilet bowl.

On the bright side, I think I grew taller :3

Nuff' said

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My kicks so fly like a G6


My Nike Renzo. It's my first mid top pair of shoes and I was pretty afraid of getting them last time cause I thought they'd make me look like a lala or look like Justin Bieber. Thankfully, I don't.

Well, second day of school today and I can't wait till the week is over. I have a bunch of homework to do mainly cause of my laziness during the holidays. Oh and I get really little views on school days. That's sad.

Nuff' said.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Teachers aren't hairstylists


Got my sideburns snipped off today. So I decided to shave off the whole thing! Hooray for random, spontaneous decisions! I haven't had hair this short in a long time and it's pretty refreshing. My head feels alot lighter and I think I can run faster now cause I'm more aerodynamic and more asshole. Yes, having short hair makes me feel asshole.

First day of school today. Assembly was short but unnecessary if you asked me. On the plus side, my class was one of the only 2 and a half classes to receive new tables and chairs! My class, 5 Cemerlang and some class (these guys only got half though) got these new plastic/metal tables and those plastic chairs with the higher back rest.

Oh and God must've got my message late. I wanted it to rain in the morning but it rained in the afternoon instead and caused a traffic jam which delayed my journey home by 40 minutes. Thanks God, at least you made it rain. :)

Nuff' said

Saturday, January 1, 2011

A curtain call for 2010

The last sunset of 2010

Happy new years guys! It's 2011 right now which means I have loads of stuff that's gonna be waiting for me

  1. SPM. Straight A's, baby.
  2. I CAN DRIVE THIS YEAR!! Watch out drivers of Malaysia. Imma comming to ram your cars grace the road with my excellent and law abiding driving.
  3. SNSD concert?!
Well 2010 was quite an eventful year for me. The event that probably stood out the most was seeing my grandma go to the hospital. She's not in any critical condition but the fact that she has to stay in the hospital is pretty scary. She's still in the hospital right now and I hope she has a swift recovery.

My new year's resolution for the year 2011 is

"Be better"

It's pretty simple but at least it's possible. Wanna know what were my new years resolution for the years 2008, 2009 and 2010?

"Pray that hot/attractive girls enroll in the school!"

This sorta never happened. That's why I've got a more down to earth resolution this year. Even if there were any slightly attractive girls that enrolled into my school, they'd turn lala in a month. It's an epidemic of epicly creepy porportions I tell you!


Nuff' said.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Kids, they'll drive you insane

Mini me!! Aren't I awesome in my fighting pose?

Kids, crazy little things aren't they? Had my 3 cousins stay with us for the past 2 days and they'll be staying here till Friday. They're girls aged at 13, 10 and 2. I had my hands full trying to look after them! I salute my mum for being able to keep up with their annoying little antics.

I actually didn't know their ages and had to ask my mum, but if you asked me to guess their ages based on behavior, I would say 9, 7 and 2. They were SO hyper.

At that age, I was most probably just really asshole and kind of a brat but not really hyper. Now I'm just asshole. Awww yeah. Anyways, before this experience, I've always wanted 2 to 4 kids, but now, I want negative 2. They're really such a handful!

So yeah, I've got another 3 days of this to cope with and then I'll have the weekends off and finally, I'll have to haul my sorry ass back to school for one last year.

Nuff' said.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas from me to you


Worst Christmas card ever? Yeah I think so too. But anyways, Merry Christmas people! *insert cheering*


Much better. WHY CAN'T I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH THEM?! Instead, I'm stuck celebrating Christmas with the gang tomorrow. That means pictures, pictures and more pictures. And when there's pictures, there's uploading. My uploading speed is slow as a crippled tortoise just so you know.

Well, after Christmas, I'm gonna get my haircut cause of two factors. 

  1. I'm getting pretty sick of the hair cut I had from form 2 till now and I'm thinking of getting some different hairstyle.
  2. School rules. Dammit. Only one more year of school rules. Then after that, collage rules! YAY!


On another totally unrelated note, my sister hacked my Facebook account.


This is probably the most liked post I have up on Facebook recently. Not that I'm lame or anything, it's just that Facebook is losing it's appeal. Pretty soon people are gonna start ditching Facebook like how everyone ditched Friendster and Myspace.

Nuff' said.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Crippled will

I want to blog but at the same time I don't want to. Self contradiction? You guys want an update about my UK trip but I don't feel like it cause all my pictures have gone bye bye. Grace has the other 700+ pictures of the trip but she's at her cousin's house and has stolen my DSLR. This is pretty pathetic. I wanna learn how to print money so I can get my own effing camera!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

This is a rant on traveling


I love traveling but I always have some slight problems when it comes to doing it. For starters, whenever I go long distance travelling, I get majorly horrible jet lag. Last night I tossed and turned in my bed from 10pm till 4am and I woke up at 7.30am to stop the jet lag cycle. Today will be a really long day. Someone should really invent a teleporting machine.

Secondly, with long stays, I get used to all the hotel stuff. I was used to my room's hard pillow and noisy, about to fall fan but after being gone for 9 days, this now annoys the crap outta me. Not literally though, cause I don't crap on my bed.

Lastly, I think I'm sorta a running addict. If I don't run, I feel messed up. Which is why I used the gym at Holiday Inn Edinburgh. Amazingly Edinburgh isn't pronounced as Ed-din-burgh but it's pronounced as Ed-din-bra.

Well that's all I have to complain about. Imma go enjoy my Curry Maggi now.

Nuff' said

Back from the west

Got back from the United Kingdom yesterday. I can't upload any pictures cause my card reader is being bitchy and I'm afraid that one of my memory cards with 1200+ pictures is corrupt.

So yeah, this is a pretty lame update. I'll try to get a card reader when I got out.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Out of bounds


Leaving for London tomorrow morning at around 7 in the morning. Text at your own risk. 

Anyways, as a child, I would get soooooo exited about a trip that I can't sleep the night before. Now, I feel pretty nonchalant about this trip. Maybe it's cause the British pounds are 5.1 times the value of Malaysian ringgit. Meh, but it's gonna be an enjoyable trip. Gonna come home with a bunch of awesome pictures.

But there's one thing I'll miss a lot other than my buddies.

Curry and other spicy foods!


I'll be back on the 1st of December I think and I'll do all the awesome stuff with you guys! Like laser tag, loitering at the mamak and catching a movie.

Oh and I really hope that my 14 hour flight can be an enjoyable flight with beautiful air stewardesses and good movies. I didn't like my previous flight to London using Sri Lanka Air. The stewardesses were kinda grumpy and the air freshener smelled like Bollywood. Don't ask me how Bollywood smells like and how on earth I know how Bollywood smells like.

Nuff' said.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Freedom feels like sunny, clear blue skies


Freedom is sweet. All I have to do now is find something to do during this holiday. Oh yeah, the picture above is the first of my photos to be uploaded here onto my revived blog.

Ah man, time for me to enjoy my lovely, lovely holiday. I'm gonna go for squash in the morning because I have no more school for this year. Epic feeling, it's like nirvana.

Oh yeah, everyone support Jun Yao's decision to get hair like Taeyang's! I've always needed an asshole friend with hair like this

SUPPORT!!

Nuff' said.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Karma before business



Went out to Amcorp Mall today with the intention of getting myself a brand new toy today. A Nikkor 35mm f/1.8G lens. Visited J One Camera Shop because the price was the lowest among the listings on the internet.


Yeah, so the guy on the far left was the sales man attending me. I gotta point out one big difference though. He had a beard and his glasses weren't on. His beard was kinda like Chuck Noris's but that's not the point.

This was a really different buying experience. First, he asked me what I wanted, kinda standard procedure anywhere . . . unless you're in a desert in Egypt or something like that. So anyways, I told him I wanted the Nikkor 35mm and he asked me "Why do you need it?". So I told him I needed a prime lens for night photography and bokeh. Here's some random trivia, bokeh also means idiot in Japanese. He told me that that was the wrong answer and advised me not to buy the lens. The lens was should be used for portraits (I swear, I knew the answer but it didn't cross my mind!). He told me that I was still a beginner and that the kit lens I have, which I thought was a piece of crap until now, was one of the sharpest lenses Nikkor has.

He thought me how to hold the camera properly. I have been holding the camera wrongly for almost a year. A FREAKING YEAR!! Then he told me to take my warranty card and bring it over to Nikon's HQ at Times Square to get a beginner's lesson for RM50. The guy who sold me my camera didn't even tell me this shit!!

I really think this is how all business men should be like. To gain customers based on trust and good service instead of just selling the item. I'll definitely be going back there for any of my camera needs from now on and I'm happy about doing free advertising for them. It's a good shop. I recommend it to any photographer who wants to get gear to go there.

Nuff' said.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Button mashing

Arghhhhh, I can't resist the tempting call of my dusty 2007 PS2 any longer! I really shouldn't have been on Youtube checking out all the new game trailers. The games now have really, really, REALLY gotten a whole lot better.


Vanquish



Dead Space 2


I've always loved games that have the main character being super-mega-duper-ultra-godlike powerful. Destruction on a massive scale is always welcomed too. Maybe that why I have dreams of destroying meteors with just my fists or destroying an entire army single handedly. Sue me for being childish, but that's why I'm awesome . . . and slightly power crazy.

Now the big problem is, should I work my ass off this holiday to scrap some money together to buy myself an XBox 360 or I could just ignore the temptation till this phase of mine is over?

Well, gonna go finish of some of my old games on the PS2. Especially, Dirge of Cerberus. Maybe I'll go buy some games for my computer if I get the chance.

I'm also kinda disappointed that I have no new photos to upload cause of my photography fatigue.

Nuff' said. 
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